Monday, March 12, 2012

Lesson 3: I will always love a guilty pleasure

I have a few guilty pleasures... alot of them are food unfortunately.  But ALOT of them are also TV shows.  I really enjoy any TV show that showcases just how freaky some people are.  For example, on last night's episode of "My Strange Addiction" there was a guy how had an intimate and SEXUAL relationship with his car.  WTH?  He would wash the car, and doing that would turn him on, so in turn he would start making out with the car, then eventually climb underneath the car and.... finish his business.  To put it simply:

THE MAN HAS SEX WITH HIS CAR.  Here he is:


The car was named "Chase" and the guy was seriously in love with it. He said it was "the love of his life".  That had me rolling around my bed laughing hysterically.  Next week's episode is about a woman who can't stop drinking her own urine.  But wait, there's more!  She also uses it to brush her teeth and wash her hair and her face.  Ugh, just typing that made me wince.
Another show I love to watch is "Bridezillas".  I really got into that one the summer before I got married.  I needed to watch something to show me I wasn't nearly as insane as some people can be with their weddings.  Though I will say I feel like instead of being actual true bridezillas the girls are just starting to act out in front of the cameras.  Sell outs!
Finally, the mother of all guilt pleasure TV shows would be "Hoarders".  I actually had to stop watching it for awhile because it was getting to be too much on my mind.  But I do love the episodes with dead cats.  Surprisingly there are alot of those!  For some reason, those older single women love to hoard not only trash and junk, but cats as well.  They'll usually find a cat that's been flattened and maybe even nibbled on by some of the other living cats.  And usually it looks something like a dusty cardboard cutout by the time the cleaning crew gets to it.  Brian can't watch those shows and has to turn his head away.  But I LIVE for the episodes with a petrified cat!

What are some of you guilty pleasures?


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  1. BrianMarch 12, 2012 at 9:59 AM

    You do love petrified cats. What puzzled me more than having relations with his car is that he named it Chase....In the episode he said he liked girls and has had girlfriends. If that was the case, why did he choose a guys name?

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  2. LilAlMarch 12, 2012 at 1:09 PM

    The Soup showed some clips of that car guy a couple weeks back. The best part was when he had to tell his dad. "Um, do you think this had something to do with the divorce?"
    My guilty pleasure is... reading blogs! At least you and I are good friends. Some blogs make me feel very voyeuristic.

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    1. Labellover81March 17, 2012 at 7:22 AM

      I can see that... I would feel like I'm reading someone's private business if I didn't know them too well.

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